Don't forget kids... Brush those bloody whites two times a day...and don't eat stake!

An Eight part essay series, by Wally

part 1 Halloween Moonlight

I went trick or treating only twice in my life. Maybe that’s why I get so hyped for Halloween as an adult. The first time I went I was 6 years old and my mother got me a clown suit. I was disappointed since I didn’t think I was very scary. My cousin Freddy got to be a skeleton so he was much spookier. I was to go to his house last.

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